Women Are Like Apples

Originally posted on MySpace

05-26-2006

I'm not sure who wrote this, but it's so true that I had to pass it along. So... be careful where you're getting your apples from. After all, the only thing worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm... is taking a bite and finding half a worm. :)

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but are easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along; the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.